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Frequently asked questions

Why Zelle?

Donating on Zelle will result in more subscribers to the Email Correspondence and as such spread the word of God.

Why Dick?

Dick is Divine.  God, AKA the Highest Ranking Commander of the Cosmic Government, cucked me by portaling God's Dick in place of mine.

Why Dick?

Dick is Divine.  God, AKA the Highest Ranking Commander of the Cosmic Government, cucked me by portaling God's Dick in place of mine.

Why Dick?

Dick is Divine.  God, AKA the Highest Ranking Commander of the Cosmic Government, cucked me by portaling God's Dick in place of mine.